Borg cupcakes! Hilarious!
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I'M SERIOUS!!!! If you eat cupcakes you will die at the Big "A"
by Gojira_101 ini was just doing dishes not really thinking about anything in particular, and all of a sudden this experience came flooding back and i started crying.. a few years ago i went back to one of the states i lived in to see/visit my friends (before i learned ttatt, i was still a happy borg at this time).. the friends i were staying with had two young girls, one was 3rd grade and the other was preschool.
so one day the father comes home after picking up the older girl (i think she was 7, 8...i'm not sure exactly this was several years ago) and she was all red and looked like she had been crying.
i noticed she had some blue at the corner of her mouth.
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NEW video on Youtube MUST SEE! the elder's meeting is ridiculous!
by Newly Enlightened inbrother of the hawk, newly enlightened & gojira, recorded an elder's meeting on 5/7/03.
both does a great job of defending me and making the elders look foolish!.
thank you raypublisher/jj and jwstruggle for the awesome job you did on it.. follow up story was not recorded but we will post it here hopefully over the weekend.. enjoy, it's pretty hilarious how they try to control us and come after me on a work of fiction!.
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Newly Enlightened
That's surprising that it is still available. I did not know that. Thanks for letting me know.
Flipper: Sorry we missed your call. We were talking to a brother in another state that just got back from the circuit assembly. $14,000 rent and expenses to use their own paid for Assembly hall.
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HA! Take that Watchtower! One less Borg for you!!!!!
by Gojira_101 inlast week a friend of mine contacted me out of the blue asking if we could have lunch together.
my friend has been studing with the jw's on and off for about 11-12 years i think.
she has told me everytime i see her that she can't wait for jehovah to end this evil world...she can't wait for the new system...the end is so close....etc.. i sent her a message back telling her that i left the jw's and asked her if she had heard that.
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Blacksheep: Just found this quote from the Youtube video JWStruggle posted this morning:
WOW WOW WOW!!! This is absolutely crazy!!! Now that this is aired on YouTube , will they suffer the consequences and the wrath of the elders? They back peddled a lot! And are applying personal opinion! I've had my fair share with an elder who told me to treat my not baptized? son as a disfellowshipped one, because he wasn't living a godly life! I told him where to stick it!
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NEW video on Youtube MUST SEE! the elder's meeting is ridiculous!
by Newly Enlightened inbrother of the hawk, newly enlightened & gojira, recorded an elder's meeting on 5/7/03.
both does a great job of defending me and making the elders look foolish!.
thank you raypublisher/jj and jwstruggle for the awesome job you did on it.. follow up story was not recorded but we will post it here hopefully over the weekend.. enjoy, it's pretty hilarious how they try to control us and come after me on a work of fiction!.
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Thank you everyone. OMG! I think it's hilarious how Brother of the Hawk kept the P.O on the hot-seat. We KNEW there was never 2 sisters but it was fun getting them to admit it. We knew this, because the book had only JUST come out. That's why it took him so long to find it.
The elder closest to the camera 'Bro. Viagra is actually the P.O/COBE.
Mr. Flipper: Just left you a message on your ans. machine.
It just shows the intimidation/power-control they try to get away with.
Could this be the reason why Hubby never even got to read the WT Sunday morning?
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NEW video on Youtube MUST SEE! the elder's meeting is ridiculous!
by Newly Enlightened inbrother of the hawk, newly enlightened & gojira, recorded an elder's meeting on 5/7/03.
both does a great job of defending me and making the elders look foolish!.
thank you raypublisher/jj and jwstruggle for the awesome job you did on it.. follow up story was not recorded but we will post it here hopefully over the weekend.. enjoy, it's pretty hilarious how they try to control us and come after me on a work of fiction!.
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Gingerbread: The video only went public this morning, there have been no phone calls yet! But they have to find us first! We left that cong. in the mid-west 7 yrs ago.
Funny thing about this video's conincidences....And by just some pure dumb-do-dah luck....I had thrown the original away when we moved across country because the 8mm video didn't work in any equipment we had [The camera was actually my sister's] and we felt we would never have a use to need this video again. That was 10 YEARS ago!
So, we learned TTATT about 7 months ago I was looking for our old organization book and thought maybe it was in Hubby's old bookbag. Lo and behold there's a VHS copy of the elder's meeting. Then asked JJ if he wanted it for JWStruggle.
Lois: Yes, the elder on the right, Bro. Viagra tie [The P.O/COBE] was a real piece of work. Hubby actually got him to admit that there were no 2 sisters. You should try to finish watching it. It gets pretty hilarious.
When Hubby does the follow-up of what happened after the elder's meeting/video there was something else he had done that Hubby had to contact the C.O over. He'll post it this weekend when he has more time.
Book is no longer in print, but it was called 'The Devil's triangle' ISBN #1-59146-001-8
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NEW video on Youtube MUST SEE! the elder's meeting is ridiculous!
by Newly Enlightened inbrother of the hawk, newly enlightened & gojira, recorded an elder's meeting on 5/7/03.
both does a great job of defending me and making the elders look foolish!.
thank you raypublisher/jj and jwstruggle for the awesome job you did on it.. follow up story was not recorded but we will post it here hopefully over the weekend.. enjoy, it's pretty hilarious how they try to control us and come after me on a work of fiction!.
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Newly Enlightened
BU2B: It was a fiction novel that I had written and had published.
Sorry folks it's no longer in print. It's really not that graphic or descriptive at all.
Funny thing about this 'visit' is that an elder's wife had written book, in our same cong. about the time mine was and the sisters WERE complaining about hers. There was adultery in it and we mention another book in the video that had a woman masterbating in it. IT WAS the ELDER's wife book!
We were very angry at the time but now we find it humorous. I love how Brother of the Hawk went after them like a pitbull trying to defend my book.
ADCMS: Very good idea! I think I should be some viscerating and foreskin collecting in the next novel!
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NEW video on Youtube MUST SEE! the elder's meeting is ridiculous!
by Newly Enlightened inbrother of the hawk, newly enlightened & gojira, recorded an elder's meeting on 5/7/03.
both does a great job of defending me and making the elders look foolish!.
thank you raypublisher/jj and jwstruggle for the awesome job you did on it.. follow up story was not recorded but we will post it here hopefully over the weekend.. enjoy, it's pretty hilarious how they try to control us and come after me on a work of fiction!.
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Newly Enlightened
The comments Hubby makes about the COBE [PO] & his 'Viagra tie' is worth watching it for the full hour. They're coming to counsel me about my 'graphic' book and he wears a Viagra tie to conduct the field service meetings?
laughable!
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NEW video on Youtube MUST SEE! the elder's meeting is ridiculous!
by Newly Enlightened inbrother of the hawk, newly enlightened & gojira, recorded an elder's meeting on 5/7/03.
both does a great job of defending me and making the elders look foolish!.
thank you raypublisher/jj and jwstruggle for the awesome job you did on it.. follow up story was not recorded but we will post it here hopefully over the weekend.. enjoy, it's pretty hilarious how they try to control us and come after me on a work of fiction!.
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Newly Enlightened
Because they were sacrificing themselves to investigate and to protect the congregation from this 'bad association' [Rolling eyes]
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NEW video on Youtube MUST SEE! the elder's meeting is ridiculous!
by Newly Enlightened inbrother of the hawk, newly enlightened & gojira, recorded an elder's meeting on 5/7/03.
both does a great job of defending me and making the elders look foolish!.
thank you raypublisher/jj and jwstruggle for the awesome job you did on it.. follow up story was not recorded but we will post it here hopefully over the weekend.. enjoy, it's pretty hilarious how they try to control us and come after me on a work of fiction!.
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Newly Enlightened
Brother of the Hawk, Newly Enlightened & Gojira, recorded an Elder's meeting on 5/7/03. BOTH does a great job of defending me and making the elders look foolish!
Thank you Raypublisher/JJ and JWSTRUGGLE for the awesome job you did on it.
Follow up story was not recorded but we will post it here hopefully over the weekend.
Enjoy, it's pretty hilarious how they try to control us and come after me on a work of FICTION!
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Have the leaders of JWs ever said 'sorry'?
by JWB inwell have they?
given that 'we are all imperfect and fall down many times' one would expect them to have made at least some mistakes since rutherford founded the jw religion.
as christians are supposed to be humble, including those who 'would be great among you', should we not have seen evidence of this over such a long time period?.
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rolling on floor in hysterical laughter